Sometimes Fascism Feels Good…
There’s an internet meme going around that in Finland, you cannot buy a dog until all the shelters are empty.
It’s not true, but people wish it was, because we’ve all seen the “In the Arms of the Angel” Sarah McLachlan commercial, and if you didn’t feel bad for not picking up the next stray you see on a street corner, you should just step off that corner into traffic, you monster.
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… and all you want is more pay to flip burgers.
Never before has so much education been freely available to anyone with a library card, and everyone’s still trying to get $15 for working at burger king…
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The sky is LITERALLY falling!
Voting third may be a fun game to play when your vote doesn’t matter, but this election is different!
Don’t you get it?! If the other guy gets in, in 4 years, THERE WON’T BE A COUNTRY LEFT to save!
This time is different! Just like all the other times…
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I’m just building more complex keyboards. This one will flap from side to side like a butterfly! A BUTTERFLY.
I had an idea for a grid-layout keyboard with an adjustable and removable hinge like the IBM M15, so you can adjust the angle and placement of both sides of keys so you’re not tweaking your wrists, slowly degrading their ability to exist painlessly.
As with most best laid plans, the devil in the details derailed my design… dobjectives; but brought me to a more interesting and concise design…
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Do you like Hockey?
No wait, Baseball. Do you like Baseball?
I find it intensely boring (but that’s not important right now), because Baseball has an interesting property I’d like to explain.
You can play Baseball just like you can play a flute, but someone can steal a flute and they cannot steal Baseball.
Obviously, if you own a physical baseball, someone can steal that, but now you’re just playing catch with homonyms.
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In less than 48 hours California inventors came up with a way around the new AR-15 restrictions, proving yet again that the government will always be behind the innovation of the free marketplace.
Many will miss the point entirely, and argue specifics and technicalities, but if you want to know why Governor Brown didn’t just ban what California has already legally designated as “Assault Rifles” completely, then you’re asking the right question!
But you won’t like the answer…
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