The sky is LITERALLY falling!
Voting third may be a fun game to play when your vote doesn’t matter, but this election is different!
Don’t you get it?! If the other guy gets in, in 4 years, THERE WON’T BE A COUNTRY LEFT to save!
This time is different! Just like all the other times…
“You gotta vote for Hillary! If Trump gets in he’s going to load people into railcars and ship them to literal concentration camps rebuilt by funds cut from unwed teen mother schoolteacher pensions!”
“You gotta vote for Trump! If Hillary gets in, she’s going to load illegal immigrant muslim terrorists onto railcars and ship them to your literal backyard and give them welfare with funds cut from military widow small business owners who homeschool their kids!”
There are lots of options available in the two party system; there’s Statist and Statist-lite [ed: less filling].
If you don’t choose one of them, then by George Washington’s allegedly wooden teeth, the country won’t make it to another election!
This is the same refrain. The hysterical call to action threats that the world will NEVER BE THE SAME! Except it was the same… with Obama, Obama, Bush, Bush, Clinton, and Clinton. Every… time…
People fighting for your support are always going to try to convince you the other side is Literally Hitler™, but life will go on. Because it already has all the other times.
The question we need to ask ourselves is; will it go on with the status quo you both hate and support, or will you allow it to change?
That said, Gary Johnson is still a weenie.
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